Things I've lost since December:
one--$50.oo gap gift card, Christmas present from Tom
one--very important light pink, but mostly gray Bunnytown, i.e. Stella's BFF
one--Stella's bright red coat, brand new, only one month old.
two--cell phones, one week apart from each other
all--of my contact numbers in said cell phone
Thus, it follows, that I've also lost my mind. If you see it around, call Tom's phone. I have no idea where mine is.
Sincerely,
Lost
